David Cameron visited Glasgow last night for a public meeting, in the run up to the General Election. Cameron knowing how hostile Glasgow can be to Tories decided to investigate places in Glasgow to hold a meeting and stumbled upon Toryglen on the Southside of Glasgow. "We should hold the meeting there sounds good Toryglen we can't go wrong there". said Cameron.
Strange as it may seem Toryglen is probably the most hostile place for Tories in Scotland. If you see a cat with a tail its a tourist and if a man dares to wear a suit he will get pelted with eggs. The place has 95% unemployment and the other 5% are drug dealers,there are even some front doors with a warning sign saying ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.
In the evening Cameron went ahead with his meeting in a hall in Toryglen, and after speaking opened the meeting up for questions from the audience. A man stood up and asked "Are you able to get the ministry of defence to tell people the truth about UFO's" Cameron looking somewhat surprised at the question replied "I don't know what a UFO is".
At that all hell broke loose an insurgent in the audience big Jimmy McGregor shouted out "I know what a UFO is it means YOU FECK OFF you Tory Bastard. Cameron was pelted with eggs and escorted from the hall as quick as possible.
Always remember never judge a place by its place name alone.
