Robert Pattinson to become Rab C Pattinson

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 20 March 2010

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Rab C Nesbitt loves his drink

The writer of the television series Rab C Nesbitt,Ian Pattison used to get more hits on the internet than any other Pattison until along came Robert Pattinson and that vampire Movie called Twilight.

Pattison that is Ian Pattison speaking from the BBC studios in Glasgow has come up with an idea for Robert Pattinson to appear in an episode of Rab C Nesbitt as one of Rab's relatives, Rab C Pattinson.

You can just imagine it twilight in Glasgow, pubs emptied out Rab C Pattinson wearing a string vest and drunk as he was when he visited the Ivy Club in central London recently.

One of the actors that appeared in the series Rab C Nesbitt was Eric Cullen, strange coincidence as Robert Pattinson played Edward Cullen in Twilight.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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