John Terry car prang: no golf clubs, hedges, trees, fire hydrants or prescription meds involved!

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 17 March 2010

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The car's a write-off but no golf clubs were involved

London - (4X4 Mess): Was something - or someone? - on John Terry's mind last night when he accidentally ran over a Stamford Bridge security guard while enroute home to Surrey?

Tabloid pics today show ashen-faced wife Toni gobsmacked as her Chelsea captain husband maneuvers the 2009 Cadillac Escalade SUV gas-guzzler out of the football ground compound.

"No golf clubs involved in the incident," traffic cops said later as Terry was routinely breathalysed and confirmed sober.

Commenting on the incident the sports editor of iconic UK redtop the Daily Cat Litter told readers the injured Chelsea FC guard 'looks uncannily like Wayne Bridge', the former partner of doe-eyed French bombshell WAG Vanessa Perroncel.

Chelsea's Ashley Cole and LA Galaxy's David Beckham and both on crutches.

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