John Terry Ignores Wembley Boo Boys

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Despite appeals from Wayne Rooney before the game, England fans started booing controversial ex-skipper John Terry within seconds of the kick off in the friendly international fixture with Egypt.

Which England went on to win 3-1

Terry was jeered and booed almost every time he touched the ball, as he was warned he would be if he didn't sort out that Mohawk haircut.

Which many observers regard as an insult to the fans.

It seems that the English supporters can forgive almost anything, including callous marital indiscretions and playing for Chelsea, but sporting a dodgy haircut would appear to be a bridge too far.

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