Billionairess Nicole Sconciaforni 'set up' John Terry

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 6 March 2010

Billionairess, Nicole Sconiaforni is a bitter, bitter woman. John Terry making a play for her? Who is she trying to kid?

After reportedly spending over SIX THOUSAND POUNDS on booze the night in question, a witness came forward saying that Nicole was seen pouring most of the booze down Terry's throat. Terry was, at the time, being held down by two of Nicole's bodyguards.

Apparently, Terry had initially ignored Nicole who was seen flirting with him. She became so enraged at being snubbed by a 'mere professional footballer' that decided she was going to do something drastic. How dare ANYONE turn HER down.

Her boyfriend had been thrown out of the nightclub for pushing her. Seems he has a bit of a temper. Rumour has it that she WAS hoping to hook up with Terry and get rid of her abusive partner. Unfortunately her plans didn't work out quite as she had hoped.

She has now set her sites on Peter Crouch, believing there will be very little resistance there, and she won't even have to buy the booze.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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