Sex scandal rocks India as Holyman does a "John Terry"!

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Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Ghandi, a true HOLYMAN not like Nithyananda Swami the HORNY version!

Guru and Holyman, Nithyananda Swami, has been caught on video doing what most Indian Holymen should never do, bunking it up with two women in bed.

The "Horny Holy Man" was shown having raunchy sex sessions with the two women and his devoted followers are shocked that it was only with two.

After all police are investigating him for running a prostitution ring in Delhi (curry and chips please) and Swami's pleasures know no limits.

Being mega-rich by acting as a self-claimed holy-man and pulling the wool over his followers eyes has now led to riots outside of his ashram wanting a piece of the action.

He also has several top-ranking Indian politicians as clients searching for inner-peace, tranquility and a "HORNY" night out, no problem with Swami!

As for the GREAT MAN himself, he was too busy giving private tuition to several BOLLYWOOD beauties in the science of Kama Sutra, but through his press office issued the following statement:

"I have done no wrong, to find inner peace and sanctuary I have to 'penetrate' the centre of the universe, THE PUSSY, 5 times daily!"

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