Court orders the BNP to allow non-whites to join the party it's now called the BMCNP (British multi-culti Nationalist party)

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Friday, 12 March 2010

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The new non white-multi culti BMCNP run by Nick Griffin stands for everything "True Brit" including Curry and Chips!

A court ruling has forced Nick Griffin and his BNP to allow non-white people to join his party.

There are many non-whites wishing to join Nick and his "Comrades" and the BNP is about to open it's doors to all British citizens wishing to stand up for British rights, black, yellow, slightly off-colour white, caramel brown, pinky and red!

Nick is being forced to accept other coloured's into the BNP but has stated that: "any non-pure whites will have to take their place at the back of the queue, accept a subordinate role and pay up!"

A non-white wannabee member of the BNP, Mohammed Abdul Assan, slightly off-colour brown with white pigmentations (it's the English weather you know!) gave the following statement:

"I wanna join Nick and fight for the rights of 'TRUE BRITS' like myself, I was born and bred in Britain and these fucking n*****s are taking over the place, black bastards!"

In fact Black people, Chinese, Polish, you name it, are all clambering to join the BNP for the very same reasons, they want Britain to remain British? (what???)

Not quite what Nick and his white supremists had in mind, but never mind, funds are funds and votes are votes and who gives a shit where they come from!

That's Politics for you!

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