The BNP are now going out of their way to welcome all races to their party. They no longer recognise the term 'black board' instead calling it a dark grey chalk highlighter and it doesn't stop there. Partial to a little Peking Duck and Flied Lice? Well it's not on the menu in the BNP canteen because you can no longer say the word 'Chinese.' Now it's Eastern Asian Cuisine!
Griffin, the creepy looking work dodger is changing hundreds of pieces of BNP literature to appease the beak presiding over their racism case. "I keep telling everybody we are not racist," claims Griffin. "In fact only the other day I asked a man of Afro Caribbean descent the time. Had I been a racist I would not have believed him, assuming his answer to be some way of tricking me into allowing his family and friends entry to the UK," Griffin added.
"I want to say once and for all, everybody is welcome in the BNP. We just don't want you to live here, but we will send your membership news letter to your country of origin once we repatriate you," Griffin went on.
And with that off they all went into town for a Balti!
