Beckham from Peckham

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Dave Boy Beckham

Dave Boy Beckham from Peckham is no relation to that other David Beckham the one that kicks balls,in fact he has a small flat in Peckham, where he tries to do dodgy deals selling all sorts off stuff that you definitely would not buy unless you just had twelve pints of lager.

Dave also explained as well as being no relation to the other Beckham,you will not find any posh spice here. He explained that you would have to make your way to Victoria Station and
go to Belgrave Square to find anybody posh.

He is also short of dosh but keeps saying this time next year he will be a millionaire.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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