Becks was interviewed today and said, quote "It's twoo, Ahm takin' speech phewapy. I've just wealized da' de main weason Ahm of'en misquo'ed is coz no-body understands me when Ah say stuff."
After an emotional pause he continued,
"Aving spent time in Milan Ah wealized wot i' woz like no' understandin' anywon like. Yer no wo' Ah mean? Me own kids sometimes look up and say, EH DAD? WHAT D'YA MEAN? Ah faw' i' woz coz dey were only young like, bu' Ah now wealize da' i' is ME. Ah 'ave to do sumfin' abow' it now while Ahm still young - yer know wo' Ah mean?"
He is planning to hire Ozzy Osbourne as his speech therapist.
Good luck Becks. Yer gonna need it.
