Cash Back At Tills Wows Shopper

Funny story written by Atticus Finch

Friday, 5 March 2010

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Shopping for groceries has become fun for one Plymouth man after discovering he can get cash back as well as buy groceries - so much so he is claiming he is building a small fortune!

Domonick Dick told gathered reporters that he purchased £32 worth of groceries then got £20 cash back - thus making his groceries only cost £12!

"It's a fantastic deal" said the moron "I mean I get food and cash back at the same time making most of the food work out to be free!"

A spokesman for Tesco's call Dick a Dick "That Dick is a total Dick" he said.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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