John Terry is to enter a well know clinic which specializes in rehabilitating sex addicts. It is reported that Tiger Woods is to be his room-mate. Yes, they have to 'share' a room as the clinic's fees are so high.
The clinic, whose whereabouts are unknown, except by the FBI, CIA, MI5, PGA, EPL, KGB and FIFA, employ only the very best counsellors.
Amongst the 'volunteer' counsellors are many well known experts on the subject such as , Bill Clinton, Mike Tyson, Prince Phillip, Prince Charles, Boy George, and Dev from Coronation Street.
It is anticipated that Dev is to be appointed as the 'head carer' for Terry and Woods as a result of him being a totally fictitious character and an expert role model.
