The new Rehab On Wheels is proving very popular with movie stars and singers and now has 12 vehicles ready to roll.
"We can run up to NYC and pick up Winehouse or Lohan and come back to Nashville and pick up a dozen or so and then make a stop in Las Vegas", stated Doctor Fong, head of Rehab On Wheels.
Although some leave in a couple of days, longer term nutcases are taken to a more permanent spot, Dr. Firefly Fong then stated. "Uhoh, I think I hear old George crying...my secretary will answer anymore questions.
"We have even went to the artist's home and picked them up, usually before the papparazzi arrive", stated Carol Singer. "There's a lot of burnout among the staff also, what with all the screaming and Hasselhoof and his spiders and Jone's crying about 'they placed a wreath upon his door'. I'll probably leave myself before long."
Apparently, the staff sign a confidential agreement that none of what goes on here and who goes on here -a joke among the traveling staff -so no messages will go out unless requested by the patients.
At the time the large mobile home left Nashville for Las Vegas, there was apparently a lot going on inside, but all we could hear was, "and they carried him away. He stopped screwing her today!"
Personally, I don't remember ever hearing that version before.