Dave Cameron's announcement that he loves "darts, guinness and sky tv" has caused a panic in the Conservative Party. recently Cameron has been heard to speak with a Northern accent and he recently goosed Harriet Harman in the Commons and called her a "lovely lass".
Conservative Party vice-chairman Stig O'Treacy said "Dave's put on a lot of weight. It's all those Chinese meals he has been having after Prime Ministers Questions. He also bought a croquet mallet and last week he punched a member of the public. This is really scary."
Cameron's performances in the Commons are also causing concern. He has been unable to finish a sentence and some of the words he uses have defied the English language. Conspiracy theorists believe that he may have been injected with a deadly serum containing Prescott's DNA, samples of which are freely available from the front of Prescott's trousers.
Should the change continue Gordon Brown may still survive the next election.