Tories Fear Cameron Is Turning Into Prescott

Written by Earl Grey

Thursday, 18 February 2010

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David Cameron leaving the Commons yesterday

Dave Cameron's announcement that he loves "darts, guinness and sky tv" has caused a panic in the Conservative Party. recently Cameron has been heard to speak with a Northern accent and he recently goosed Harriet Harman in the Commons and called her a "lovely lass".

Conservative Party vice-chairman Stig O'Treacy said "Dave's put on a lot of weight. It's all those Chinese meals he has been having after Prime Ministers Questions. He also bought a croquet mallet and last week he punched a member of the public. This is really scary."

Cameron's performances in the Commons are also causing concern. He has been unable to finish a sentence and some of the words he uses have defied the English language. Conspiracy theorists believe that he may have been injected with a deadly serum containing Prescott's DNA, samples of which are freely available from the front of Prescott's trousers.

Should the change continue Gordon Brown may still survive the next election.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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