New Hair Promised or Money Back

Funny story written by jansal

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

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A Mexican Hairless is now a Mexican More Hair

Hair Growth Formula Works - Waiting the approval of the FDA is an exciting new product yet unnamed that is guaranteed to "grow hair" on anything that is bald or going bald.

The company started out testing on a "Mexican Hairless" dog in a remote village in Borneo and within weeks, the totally bald dog has grown a full body of fluffy hair.

Testing continued and the dog still has it's full body of hair with no side effects whatsoever.

The company eagerly awaiting the FDA approval to make this product available to the public is sending out letters to investors who may be interested in getting in on the ground floor of this sure to be high end stock.

Company president, Ernest Sachmayer, has allowed the product to be tested on himself and is amazed with the results. His once bald head now has full flowing tresses that he wears in a pony tail to keep it out of his face.

A meeting of the board of directors is pondering over a suitable name for the product and may consider running a contest with a sizable prize award to the winner.

Sachmayer says, "Our product will offer a money back guarantee and will be affordable to those who can afford it.

More information will follow.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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