Second TV Presenter Admits Mercy Killing

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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Was this rat a victim of a crazed serial killer?

A second, as yet unnamed, TV presenter has admitted to a mercy killing. The unknown presenter, thought to have once been a children's star is rumoured to have strangled his long time partner after their career had taken a dive.

One insider said "Yes it's true. This is a particularly tragic case. I was in the studio at the time. I heard someone say "Get down Shep' and then things went silent. Later that day the body of a dog was found."

The name the star is yet to be released, but a statement said that a thorough internal investigation had been carried out before sweeping it all under the carpet. It is simply a coincidence that the Blue Peter garden was dug up and relaid the next day.

Police have not yet got involved.

Detective Inspector Stig O'Treacy said "As yet no crime has been reported to us. If one is then we shall investigate. Unless someone gives me a Blue Peter badge. I always wanted one of those. I've been asking for years. But no! Ruined my childhood it did. So, unless I get a badge we are going to nick somebody."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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