Local Man Keeps His Balls in His Wife's Handbag

Funny story written by LisaPisa

Thursday, 18 February 2010

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Mind these for me, darling

Local man Darren Fart, 32, keeps his balls in his wife's handbag whenever they are out shopping.

Darren claims that they are much safer there and there is less likelihood of young children getting their hands on them.

Darren's balls are very important to him and provide him with a large proportion of his livelihood.

"As a juggler I cannot afford to be without my props: skittles, metal things with fire coming out of them, cats and especially balls. My balls are a huge part of me and who I am."

Darren's wife, Rosie, keeps them safe and secure in her handbag while they are out and about.

"Rosie is very good at holding my balls and she wears all my pants. I just end up putting on a bathrobe. Or a skirt. She also takes care of the money, important and trivial household decisions, decides where we go and what we do - she just generally runs my life"

"She also controls what we watch on the telly and decides when and where I can go to the toilet", Darren sulked.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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