Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 29 January 2010

image for Taliban will take millions as long as they get satellite dishes
we don't want small televisions we want 50" Plasma televisions

The Taliban have agreed to a deal where they will be given millions to stop the war as long as together with the weekly payments of millions they each get a 50" plasma television and a satellite dish attached to each cave.

The Taliban have been trying to get a telly ban lifted for some time as they are missing their favourite programme Tellytubbies.

They have accused the Americans of blocking television signals for years and now that they have a chance of tax free sums of millions and the resumption of television broadcasts they will declare a cease fire.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism, Taliban

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