The Taliban have agreed to a deal where they will be given millions to stop the war as long as together with the weekly payments of millions they each get a 50" plasma television and a satellite dish attached to each cave.
The Taliban have been trying to get a telly ban lifted for some time as they are missing their favourite programme Tellytubbies.
They have accused the Americans of blocking television signals for years and now that they have a chance of tax free sums of millions and the resumption of television broadcasts they will declare a cease fire.
