As evident in the breaking story of a Chester based funeral parlour, the conduct of these men was clearly gay. Although many of the men claim to have wives and girlfriends, leaked photographs from the parlour's Christmas party show the men prancing about, with some workers most definitely in drag.
Chester health experts are extremely concerned, "We believe something was mixed into the punch that caused the young men to strip down to their privies and start singing show tunes."
The new date rape drug has put both men and women on edge. "It's hard enough meeting men at the pub now", explains Helen House of Chester. "Sure, I don't remember anything, but the date rape drug at least gets your foot in the door."
Married for over 20 years, Louise Swampbottom shakes her head in disgust, "Charles had always been a little light in the slippers. I just never thought after a night of hard drinking, he would run off to San Francisco like he did."
The series of photographs show the progression of evening. What started as a rather solemn gathering of gravediggers quickly turned into a cabaret of man meat. As reports indicate, within minutes of consuming the toxic punch, the young men were seen bent over the company hearse screaming, "Give it to me."
Asked not to be identified, a former star athlete claimed, "This was nothing like the school showers. I couldn't carry a casket for days, it was even difficult to walk."
Unfortunately the entire batch of pink punch was consumed, leaving authorities in the dark.
