Men can't sit beside children on planes

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 18 January 2010

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Single Men could be banned from flying

A leading airline wants to ban single men from sitting beside children on planes. The announcement has caused a major debate because this policy virtually accuses all men of being perverts.

Meanwhile members of the W.C. Society in London who follow the believes of W C Fields would rather they were not seated next to children anyway. W C Fields is known for the famous quote "Anybody who hates children and dogs cannot be all bad"

What will they come up with next? Maybe they might want single men to sit on the wing and pregnant women to pay for two seats.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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