Campbell admits war crime says he is proud of it

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Tuesday, 12 January 2010

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The blood of millions on Campbells hands

Alistair Campbell admits to war crime by saying he was proud of invading Iraq which as we all know was illegal and led to the Deaths of over a million people including children and babies.

International War law expert and historian John Stewart said just as details were kept of German war criminals for years after the second world war we will keep details of people like Campbell until we are in a position to enforce International War Law.

Robert McDonald went further "Campbell appeared at the so called Iraq enquiry looking like the kind of guy you want to punch on the nose on sight so if he was hanging over a cliff with his finger tips I would kick him over the murdering scumbag that he is"

We can now ad him to the list of war criminals still to be prosecuted including Bush and Blair

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