Scientist's and Health officials are horrified at the discovery of what they describe as a "Super Mosquito".
This super pest was recently discovered in the Onion Store at the Glasgow University of Culinary Studies - and is causing concern amongst the trainees.
Dr Ivor Scratch from the Ministry of health is reported as saying: "This new variant is the size of a small bird - and is viscous" - "People are frightened"
Prime Minister Gordon Brown" was reportedly "Unconcerned" and asked if the new sized Mozzie could be "Fried" - "Boiled" - or "Lightly Poached"
Supermarket giant - "Al Fresco" will be looking to make this new "Delicacy" available shortly!
