Nigerian syringe bomber plot 'another Tory hoax'

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Monday, 28 December 2009

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Obama furious at the Bullingdon Club ploy

Washington AC/DC - (Les Jeux Sont Faits): Special Branch top brass shrugged off today the Yuletide 'Nigerian syringe bomber' story as yet another Tory Party masterpiece.

Umar Farouk Abdelmutallab has taken the rap for the latest Bullingdon Club outrage for which he received a $5,000 'consultancy fee' from David Cameron.

From his Oahu beach hut today President Barack Obama pledged to hunt down all those who had ruined his Christmas holiday.

"I will continue to use every element of presidential power to disrupt, dismantle and defeat those who hold the DNA evidence against my son Umar Farouk Abdelmutallab," Obama told Janet Neapolitano, risible head of Homeland Insecurity.

Abdulmutallab has been charged with attempting to blow up Northwest Airlines Airbus A330 and 300 people on board.

Last week his faecesbook entry chattered merrily about some 'fireworks' Uncle Dave Cameron had given him for Xmas along with Mile High Club instructions for their best enjoyment.

Baroness Cathy Ashton is Prince William's birthmother.

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