Prince Charles Injured In Riding Incident!

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Friday, 18 December 2009

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"Bet It Was The Vapor Rub!"

A report out of Britain this morning stated that Prince Charles was badly injured after being thrown off late last night by Camilla Parker-Bowles.

"I don't mind the rough ride" stated Camilla to reporters this morning, "and all that 'Taily Hole!' business but the spurs have got to go. He's been on that whole kick since watching 'Brokeback Mountain' and I am sick of it."

"Then last night he first called me the wrong name, called me a good filly and turned a stupid fox loose in the bedroom. That was where I could stand it no more and bucked him off...which is probably what he intended all along."

But, apparently Charles landed hard on his bum, his side started hurting and felt numb so doctors were called in. Later he was taken to a private clinic as he had also injured his privates.

He told a friend there later this morning that he was feeling well and that he should have warned Camilla about using the Vapor Rub instead of the KY-Jelly that he could not find.

Meanwhile, Camilla stated that she hoped his majesty would recover quickly and sent him a nude photo of herself, eating from a feedbag. "That should get him up as it always has before."

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