BA prepare to hire strikebreakers

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for BA prepare to hire strikebreakers
Usually it takes 10 years training and a PhD to do this

British Airways are looking for ways to avoid the planned 12 day cabin crew strike which is almost certain to occur over the Christmas period.

Other groups of employees, such as pilots and engineers, are not striking. It is only the "trolley dollies" who have taken action, which is unusual as cabin crew are not usually known for having such a diva-like attitude.

One of the plans BA are considering is to hire people trained in the highly skilled field to replace the crew over the festive period. Prospective workers must be able to distribute free food and drinks, stand at the front of the plane and point to the exits, and suck the pilot's cock during the flight.

BA have begun to fill the potential positions already, and have recently hired 74 lipstick-wearing monkeys who have offered to work for peanuts.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more