English Anger Over Being Ruled By Scotland

Funny story written by matwil

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

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Scottish oil has kept the UK afloat for 30 years. Parasites!

Sadly inadequate English citizens, that have relied on Scottish oil and whisky taxes for decades to make themselves stay rich, this week decided to shoot themselves in the foot by using feeble criticisms of a tiny nation of 5 million people that rule them, a bit like Americans criticising Israel.

'We believe the Scots are lazy parasites, living off benefits', said Essex-born moron A. Moron, 'until someone correctly pointed out to me what Scotland has done for the United Kingdom over the last 403 years. Which is - invented free state education for children, thrown out the Roman Catholic Church, won the 'English Civil War', and given the UK government a fortune in whisky taxes from all across the world.'

'Also given the UK another fortune in oil and gas revenues from oil and gas fields in Scotland's territorial waters in the North Sea. Given the northern and important part of England the Scots language, won two World Wars for England against Germany on the battlefields of Europe, given England the best football players and managers they have ever had, and have never once complained about being treated as second-class citizens in Britain by the English, and never will.'

Scottish inventions include the television, telephone, tarmacadam, logarithms, golf, and laughing at English gits who only know about trying to pick on people that to this day rule them. Funny how 'English' Prime Ministers and Chancellors are all Scots now. Oh well, at least the English have the sad BNP to comfort them. Wonder why so many Asian people have moved north to Scotland, where they live quite happily, away from English racist inadequates?

Ask Nick Griffin. Who is Welsh. Sorry chaps, England is finished, but keep on trying to play the racist anti-everyone else card, while Scots and Asians peacefully take over the UK. Oops, they already have. England - the USA of Britain.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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