After tonight's shock announcement that brain diseased Irish C*nts John and Edward had avoided the sing-off for another week, and the loss of bland Scottish folk-here Rickey Loney-Onanism, the nation is still reeling.
Alec Salmond, Chieftain of the Scottish Assembly and all round jolly Xenophobe immediately declared, "Och Aye, the massed armies of Scotland are poised at Stranraer to invade those Irish Bastards,Hoots Mon, fried Mars Bars, haggis and other stereotypes."
It is believed that Operation "Kill those Shits" will involve a massed landing at Dublin Harbour, by shock troops from the Scottish National Defence Force, who will then drink their way across Dublin, until they reach the secret hideout of genetic waste products John and Edward. It is believed they will then hold the foetid pair of bucket-avoiders at caber point until Ricky is voted back in.
Anyone that actually cares was unavailble for comment today, but a spokesperson for the British Union of Masturbators said, "Thank F*ck Cheryl Cole survived we need more shots of that see through top to assist with our chicken choking shenanigans."
