Commuter rant worker gets promoted

Funny story written by Newston I am a problem

Monday, 26 October 2009

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The trains line up for scrap

An underground railway worker who was seen yelling at an elderly passenger in a video has been promoted to head of customer service.

A spokesman said Ian Outthecreases, a customer service assistant, was promoted for his skills on a small incident at a station on 15 October.

Mr Outthecreases who's uncle was a Nazi and loaded the Jews said he was pleased his family skills could be passed on but bosses said the behaviour was "amazing and it was skills and people like him that would get this country the same unacceptable behaviour or Nazi Germany".

The video shows him calling the man "a jumped up little git" and "little girl" before apparently threatening to "sling him under the train".

The statement said: "Mr Ian Outthecreases, a Customer Service Assistant, has advised us that he one day wants to be the next head of the BNP. This kind of behaviour is totally acceptable and does represent the way our staff go about their jobs helping millions of customers every day

"He has informed us he would like to shake more passengers by the neck and even shot a few non payers and hopes that his actions have made other from his profession join him and get the job done.

"As we made clear from the moment this incident was brought to our attention this kind of behaviour is totally acceptable and does represent the way our staff go about their jobs helping millions of customers every day, some even spit or urinate on them."

Arm stuck

The incident was captured on video by businessman Old McDonald, a fellow commuter at the central station.

Describing his version of events leading up to the scene, Mr McDonald said the elderly man had got his arm stuck in the door of the train.

When the victim told the worker what had happened, he was sworn at three times in an attempt to make him stand behind the yellow line, he said.

After the footage emerged the mayor put a response on Youtube saying he was "appalled that the old man was not charged with damage to the door of the train".

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