Jade Goody Pubic Hair Auctioned For £9,000

Funny story written by Bunsen Burner

Monday, 19 October 2009

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Under the hammer: pubic hair, belly button fluff and helmet cheese

A pubic hair from the celebrity Jade Goody has raised just over £9,000 at auction. The hair was believed to have been discovered stuck between two of Jack Tweed's teeth.

The decision to auction the hair was taken by one of Goody's friends. "It's what Jade would have wanted. She was an inspiration to all attention seeking, money grabbers and we see no reason to stop now."

Pubic hair expert Charlotte Gang-Banging said "The market for famous pubic hair is really quite buoyant at present. Obviously it helps if the hair is well preserved. In this case Mr Tweed's saliva had pickled the hair and it maintained it's natural colour."

Recently an arse hair of Frank Sinatra fetched over £1 million at auction and assorted fluff and old skin from Teddy Kennedy's scrotum is expected to break all records next month.

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