Jade Goody's Mum has turned her back on Britain and lady loving.
The former muff muncher Jackiey Budden has found love in the arms of a former soldier now stationed in Spain. Jackiey who had been forgotten about until she phoned us up, says it feels great to be back in love again. Jackiey has asked for privacy to allow the relationship to grow, but added if there are any developments whatsoever she would let us know about them, in one of her numerous upcoming columns.
Head of sexuality at Brighton University Fanny Sprocket says that a big shock can quite often cure lesbianism and it would appear this may have happened in this case.
Jackiey who promised to look after Jade's boys aged 4 and 6 before she died has been in Spain in for 8 weeks. She says she is "missing them like crazy" but is sure they will understand her reasons for not being there for them. She hopes to see them before Christmas, or failing that will send them some Woolies vouchers.
Tomorrow: Me and Jack Greedy to appear in this year's celebrity Big Brother.