Written by Mister Meaner

Thursday, 1 October 2009

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What on Earth was he after?

Jack Tweed-Tweedy, the husband of Jade Goody, who died in such tragic circumstances on Mothers Day this year, has been interviewed by police in connection with an incident at a cemetery in Thurrock where the former media star is buried.

Local residents of the BNP stronghold rang police when they were awakened in the early hours of last Monday morning by the sound of 'scrabbling about'. Several reported that someone was up to no good in the graveyard.

Officers attended the scene, and arrested a man on a graverobbing charge. The man, who resembled 'in every way', the subhuman known to millions of TV viewers as Jack Tweed-Tweedy, may well have been the dead slug's husband.

Big Brother is shite.

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Topics: Jade Goody

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