Prince Philip is under fire for remarks he made about the death of Stephen Gateley. The remarks were made at a meeting of the Worshipful Lodge of Kensington, Higher Order.
Firstly His Royal Highness said " The post mortem of Stephen Gateley has revealed that he had dried fruit up his arse. Police believed that he may have been date raped."
Next HRH said "Stephen Gateley's widower wants the ashes mixed in to a massala sauce so he can feel him dripping out of his arse one last time."
Finally this Royal Male said "What have Stephen Gateley and Ayrton Senna got in common? They both died with skid marks on their helmets."
Prince Philip was cheered by those present, but as they are a bunch of toadying creeps that was probably to be expected. There was huge public outcry by those who have access to a computer and nothing better to do with their time. Many called for the Royal Male to issue an apology. Prince Philip defended himself with a 12 bore shotgun.
The Royal Male is not fit for everyone's consumption.
