Written by Karl Mercer

Monday, 12 October 2009

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Stephen Gately in his Boyzone days.

A happy go lucky, respectable, and young man with a family has been murdered on the streets of the UK by a vicious gang of youths.

This sort of event is occurring on an alarmingly more regular basis, and results in heartache amongst communities of individuals, not to mention the knock on psychological issues that can arise in the family left behind by such injustice...

What?!

Stephen Gately, the famed homosexual of relatively insignificant note in history and with no young children to leave behind; has died in what is most likely a kinky, drugged up gay bum-love incident.

STOP THE PRESSES!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Royalty




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