Spoof Writer's Wife Develops New Marital Aid-Sells Out Immediately

Written by Frankie The J

Thursday, 1 October 2009

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Mrs. Skoob will no longer be forced to disfigure herself in order to see evidence of a penis on her husband.

LONDON (ABSNN) - The wife of the popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 has developed and marketed a new marital aid, "Pretends" Natural Male Enhancement for the Penile Challenged.

The capsules, taken thirty-minutes prior to intercourse, have sold out within their first twenty-minutes of marketing in the UK and the US.

Co-developer, Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J., a registered, Jesuit, sexual surrogate toted the pill at a Thursday morning press conference held at the Mississippi State University Hooters Campus, in Pascagoula, Mississippi.

"For those women who must constantly assure their penile challenged mates of their virility and peckerosity, Pretends is a perfect placebo. They give it to their man and just go on lying about how big he is, how strong and virile he is, and how the 14-seconds he kept it up seemed like hours and hours, etc, will, if nothing else, strengthen their marriage," said the Jesuit.

Skoob1999 was unavailable for comment as he has been working for several days and will be home for the next few days.

"I had to come up with some damned thing to make his ego soar," said the Spoofer's wife, the lovely Mrs. Skoob.

"The penile implant was a total cock up. I've been pretending all along. All that's different now is that I and the priest are making money off my lying to the poor peckerless waif," she said.

Stores throughout the UK and US are clamoring for more of the placebo. The entire sugar beet crop of Powell, Wyoming, and the surrounding area will be necessary to complete production.

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