Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

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Beatles! We Love You!

Almost 50 years since the Liverpool based music combo, The Beatles rocked the world to it's very musical foundations, Belgium has finally caught the bus too.

Beatlemania is finally starting to get a grip.

"I thought it was an Oasis tribute band when I first heard it," said Otto VanDerSloot of Liege. "Then I really listened, and it finally sunk in that these guys are the real deal."

"Mein own personal favourite is 'Eleanor Rigby' said Dora VanDerSlootSuit. "I keep my face in a jar by the door. But I don't know who it is for. Probably all these lonely people."

"Jah, I know," said Maxwell the serial killer as he hit another victim over the head with his silver hammer.

Belgian internet ticket website 'LonggoneTKTS.com' has reported unprecedented levels of interest in Beatles concert tickets.

The Belgians just can't get enough of the Beatles.

It is anticipated that the news of Beatles tribute band, Oasis's split up will eventually be revealed in the year 2062.

Belgians are not looking forward to it.

It is thought that the Belgians will take the death of two Beatles extremely badly. In about ten years time. In the meantime they'll avidly snap up the remastered CD's and buy the computer game.

In the meantime, Noel, the argumentative yet wounded tiny genius behind Oasis, whose brother Liam has been such a destructive influence in the progression of the band said:

"Don't tell em about John and George. Let em dream on. Belgium's about the only place we get royalty cheques from any more. Let em live the dream."

He then offered us outside to the car park for a fight.

When we accepted the challenge, he remarkably backed off and called security.

Manchester United play Manchester City this Sunday in the Premiership.

But most Belgians are eagerly anticipating the clash between Glasgow Celtic and Inter Milan in Lisbon in the 1967 European Cup Final.

Those cheeky Belgians eh?

You've just got to love em.

Lovely people, but operating on a slightly flawed Twighlight Zone system of being a bit behind the times.

More as we get it, but we're slightly baffled as to why
Brussels is so far behind the times

More bafflement as we get it.

In related news (with a nod to my good Amigo, Abel Rodriguez for stylistic license, cheers Abel) Mods and Rockers have been reported fighting on Ostend Beach.

More as we make it up.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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