Shock, horror, England can win and have shaken off their sickness announced by renowned medical expert and mega-Quack, Jaggedone after Andy Murray bottled at Wimbledon!
Loseritis is the disease which, has afflicted English football teams since 1966, their tennis players since 1705 when Henry V111th won the all open Hampton Court championships by slicing all of his oponents heads off!
In between the English cricket team have regained the Ashes but who gives a fuck!
Jaggedone after admitting his mistake and withdrawing his Loseritis accusations towards England's sporting heroes has now passed it over to Bonny Scotland (read Spoof about Scotland defend cancer (good riddance) riddened Lockerbie mass murderer and release him!)!
Anyway Jaggedone sent out his intrepid, very sporty CIA (cockroach inflitration army) on their mountainbikes to ask the rest of the world what they think about England winning the Ashes, here are their reports:
In the USA, CIA reporter, Pussy Infested-Maggots asked a black New Yorker, his answer: Wat de fuck man, Is never heard of fucking cricket man, Ashes, dead muvva fuckers!
In Deutschland, CIA reporter Adolf Blutsucker asked a black Berliner, here his answer: ve Germans luv crickets, ze make noises on holiday early in ze morning at ze swimming pools, ve wakes up and lay our towles secretly on ze stools! Ashes, oh JA very many in Auschwitz, sehr gut!
In Baghdad CIA reporter, Fatamah Buttfucker asked a Burkah clad female passer by, here her answer: Iraq, no we hate crickets, noisy bastards, love English and American Ashes though, plenty of them left over after terrorist bomb strikes, Howzat!
As for the rest of the world, excluding ex-Brit colonies and ex-con banishment zones, they don't give a fuck either, Cricket, Ashes my butt!
