Real IRA "trapped in the 80s"

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

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An old fashioned bomb used by the Real IRA - note the subtle lettering

A leading political analyst in Northern Ireland, Dr Gerry McGuinness, has described the Real IRA as "trapped in the 80s", following a string of murders made by the retarded group.

He said, "They don't seem to be aware of the peace process at all. It's like those Japanese soldiers found fighting in the jungles of southeast Asia years after the second world war finished."

"Not only that, but the Real IRA do appear to be literally trapped in the 80s. They have been seen wearing dungarees, mullets, and listening to Duran Duran. Also, in an age when most terrorist groups like to promote themselves on the internet, the Real IRA have never even heard of it. They prefer to use CB radio instead."

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