The Spoof are to introduce a "Junior Spoof" site and "Parental Guidance Courses" for misguided teenie Spoofers and their misguided parents!

Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 6 August 2009

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Pussy spoofing for teenie Spoofers only available after apprenticeship has been served!

The Spoof, under pressure from it's honourable writers, has decided to introduce a Junior Spoof site for young up and coming spoofers. Also, introduce "Parental Guidance Courses" for irate parents who allow their 15 year olds to mix it with the big guns and watch porno when they're not looking!

Established Spoofers are experienced in the fields of sex, debauchery, "Pussy Stories", porno spoofs in fact anything that goes including the most popular word on the planet F***K or F******G.

Young, innocent, wannabee Spoofers should be protected, not have access to such strong spoofing and have a platform for gaining experience!

A recent case on the Spoof forums proved the point:

After being told, in no uncertain manner, Harry Potter, Bill and Ben, Thomas The Tank Engine, The Wombles, etc, spoofs are crap and not welcome here, a very young writer decided to attack established Spoofers verbally, utilising the very words that experienced writers are told that only brain-damaged and illiterate authors use!

Senior writers in their shock and horror at being villified by a mere 15 year old, told the young thing to F**k off back to her nursery and read up on Enid Blyton!

After consultation with the management team it was decided that young Spoofers should be given a chance, serve their apprenticeship under the guiding hand of infamous Spoofer, Jesus Budda, learn how really to "shag the shit out of everybody" and return to the adult version only after their nappies had been recycled!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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