The Taser Trolleys

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 1 August 2009

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People shopping in a Supermarket in Dumfries in Scotland have been getting shocks from the supermarkets trolleys.

One of the shoppers we spoke to Walter Watt said "People have been getting electric shocks of these trolleys for weeks and the management have had ample time to fix it.

"Yesterday I had a trolley picked up a packet of currants touched the trolley and got shocked like the trolley was a taser. I now refuse to use the trolleys I carry ten baskets instead."

Managers at the Cuckoo Bridge branch are now going to put anti static devices on the trolleys but its shocking that people have had to wait weeks for this to be done.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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