Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Amanda Fox will be offering seminars on proper knife etiquette upon her return to the mother country

Notorious large breasted English exchange student Amanda Fox has accomplished more than Playboy centerfold and a full eagle spread in Bladewars Illustrated this year. She has managed to be at the center of an OJ Simpson like crime investigation and been a downright inspiration to her fellow teens in the United Kingdom.

Despite a nationwide effort by law enforcement to cut down on the cutlery crimes this year, the stilleto scandal has actually risen. Young tough after happy hooligan have told the police and all who would listen that they wanted to grow up to be like Foxy.

One youthful knife fighter told the Daily Switchblade, a tabloid dedicated to bisexsual stabbers:

" I'se learnin meself eye-talian so I can get to Italiy and stab some sexy hoe just like Foxy did!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Parliament




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