The British Navy's flagship the HMS Pinupporn tried to dock at its usual and paid for parking place when a certainly mostly nude couple involved in a foto shoot obstructed the use of the big fat rope that apparently is required to make parking a flagship possible.
The almost naked pair turned out to footballer David Beckham whom at the time of this writing no one really knew what team, country or continent he was playing for and his wife Victoria whom everyone knew was Posh Spice and knew more about whom she was playing for than David did.
Other notable statistics about the twosome was that Beckham had bent it numerous times this season and that Posh's poshies were definitely back to their old 35D apparently in honor of her 35th B-Day. Some made mention as well of the large amount of oil involved in the project and shamed the duo for their less than green performance.
