Bercow moved from back row to Elected Chair!

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

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Bercow & Fabricant in their Oxford University Heyday!

John "The Syrup" Bercow has been elected to the chair of Mr.Speaker in the House of Commons to much applause.

Unfortunately & somewhat ironically all the applause seems to be coming from the Labour benches?

Bercow or Mr.Speaker as he likes to be known has already started making changes including a ladder to climb aboard the chair & promoting Michael Fabricant MP for Mid Staffordshire - but mainly Lichfield to the lofty post of Chief Wig Bearer to the Crown.

Bercow gushed loudly about his first appointment & told our reporter that "Michael is a natural for the post & has a head almost uncannily suited to the placing of Wigs"!

Fabricant who was originally a stuntman in the 1980's children's series "Worzel Gummidge" is said to be delighted with his promotion and "relishing the challenge" of Bearing The Official Wig of State.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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