Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Funny story written by Chamone

Tuesday, 21 July 2009

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Dirty, sleazy paedo fuckers have been barred from purchasing bottles of Fairy Liquid from local stores, following complaints that the greasy, evil bastards buy the products purely to look at the picture of the Fairy Baby logo.

"It's a disgrace that these cunts can get their hands on material like this so easily. Just think - those trench coat freaks are able to casually wander into the local shop and stock up on Fairy Liquid, just so they can get up to God-knows-what in the comfort of their own filth-lined hell holes", said an angry man from the Daily Mail.

There was a public outcry when disgraced singer Gary Glitter was spotted with a bottle of Lemon Fresh Fairy Liquid in his shopping trolley last Friday.

The Daily Mail immediately launched a campaign to have Fairy Liquid taken off the shelves immediately, in case any other sick perverts got hold of the items.

"The thought of those poor innocent Fairy Babies being exposed to all kinds of dirty plates, cups and cheese graters in Gary Glitter's kitchen sink is sickening!", screamed the papers editor.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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