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Alabama Says It Will Secede from the Union Unless Roy Moore Is Seated in the Senate

Funny story: Alabama Says It Will Secede from the Union Unless Roy Moore Is Seated in the Senate

Montgomery, AL--Gov. Kay Ivey announced, after Judge Roy Moore's loss to Democrat Doug Jones, that unless Moore is seated in the Senate, despite his electoral loss to Jones, Alabama will secede from the Union, and expects other southern states to fol...

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Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Funny story: Al Franken accused of touching himself inappropriately but not what you think!

Washington D.C. - Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay, called our pervert hotline in our newsroom to report yet another sordid case of inappropriate touching. The perpetrator? Al Franken. The victim? Al Franken. Comet Pizza regular, Edray Uttbay,...

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D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Funny story: D.C. pedophiles petition Trump to continue raping and killing children

Washington D.C.- Anonymous leakers report that the move to arrest high level government officials, representatives, senators, and judges for crimes related to pedophilia has been thwarted by a secret petition signed by one third the population of the...

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TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Funny story: TheSpoof.com Dead Right Again!

Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said: "Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over ­allegations he was part of a ­Westminster paedophile ring. The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex a...

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Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins said to be furious over being confused with Steps singer of the same name over photo being used in parking ticket controversy article

Disgraced rock star Ian Watkins is said by prison staff to be furious over being confused with the Steps singer Ian "H" Watkins over unpaid parking fees. An article on B! online mistakenly used a photograph of the disgraced pedophile rock star ins...

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Free the pedophile but punish the child

Middle East has always been the land of odd people who have caused millions of deaths, particularly, as of 1978, carried out by Mujahideen, Taliban, al-Qaeda and now ISIS. The history of this dangerous species dates back to 1400 years ago, originating in Arabian Peninsula desert. Ironically, a number of idols of the annihilated pagan Arabs were female, but they believed that Allah, present deit...

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Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

Funny story: Bookies Give Further Odds on the Savile Enquiry.

It is over a year now and bookies throughout the UK are rubbing their hands with glee over their book on the Jimmy Savile case. Many of their odds were based on a 12 months period. Apparently they cleaned up. As you may recall some of their odds were as follows... (1) Investigation will plod along until the media are ordered from on high to dumb it down out of existence and to "pursue it no...

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Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Funny story: Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...

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Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Funny story: Epiphany! Boston Bishop: Now I Understand Why Jackie 'O' Stopped Coming to Confessions!"

Boston Cardinal Sean O'Malley, not be confused with the St. Louis Cardinal left fielder Jamal 'Bubba' O'Malley from Detroit, said today after hearing explosive excerpts of Jackie Kennedy Onassis's tell all tapes, he finally understands why she stop...

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Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

Funny story: Town of Sandwich, MA, Now Butt of Jokes after Senator Scott Brown Details Sexual Abuse at Popular Summer Camp

There's good news and bad news involving the Cape Cod summer camp forced to close after more than a dozen claims of sexual abuse involving happy campers, even including Senator Scott Brown , R, who claimed he was assaulted there as a youth in recent...

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Change Your Picture to a Paedophile Campaign "nothing to do with us" Paedophile Group Say

Funny story: Change Your Picture to a Paedophile Campaign "nothing to do with us" Paedophile Group Say

A social network campaign which purports to raise awareness of the honorable work done by paedophiles by asking users to change their profile picture to well known paedophiles has run into controversy. The campaign, which urges the image swap, ha...

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Vatican Approves Fisting as Punishment for Pedophile Priests

Funny story: Vatican Approves Fisting as Punishment for Pedophile Priests

Speaking on behalf of the Vatican's Department if Internal Correctional Knowledge, Father Fergus McCarthy announced today that the heinous act of "Fisting" would be used as punishment for any priest proven to have forced themselves on young children.

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Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles

Funny story: Vatican Welcomes Anglican Paedophiles

While the ordination of women priests has been dubbed a "crime against faith" by the Vatican subject to investigation by its disciplinary body formerly known as the Holy Office of the Inquisition, writes Patrick O'Buggery, Medieval Power-Abuse Corres...

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Pedophile Priests - Fr Francois DuBois SJ Gets The Job Done

Funny story: Pedophile Priests - Fr Francois DuBois SJ Gets The Job Done

Defrocked priest, Father Francois DuBois SJ, the hard drinking, chain-smoking, streetfighting, whoremaster himself, called a surprising press conference this morning at his remote West 'By God' Virginia chapel to make what press handouts described as...

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Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

Funny story: Pope Targeted by Flash Mob Protest

The performance art troupe who recently sabotaged an Ieka advertising campaign on the Paris Metro - dancers staged a five-minute flash mob protest around sofas and trompe-l'oeil bookcases and wardrobes placed on Metro platforms by the Swedish furnitu...

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Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame in First Year of Eligibility

Funny story: Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame in First Year of Eligibility

The late pop singer Michael Jackson has had another honor come his way with his selection to the American Pedophile Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. Jackson, who has versions of his life story or tributes playing almost constantly MTC,...

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Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

Funny story: Horror: Man Caught Humming Gary Glitter Song

An Oxfordshire man in his thirties has been unexpectedly caught humming a Gary Glitter tune. The incident occurred at around 8:30 this morning as he was travelling to work in his motor car. Edward Leighton, 36, was driving along the A40 towards...

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Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Funny story: Paedophiles Banned From Buying Fairy Liquid

Dirty, sleazy paedo fuckers have been barred from purchasing bottles of Fairy Liquid from local stores, following complaints that the greasy, evil bastards buy the products purely to look at the picture of the Fairy Baby logo. "It's a disgrace tha...

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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