Sunglasses linked to Pedophilia

Written by Sprenger

Thursday, 15 May 2008

A recent study has found that anyone who wears aviator sunglasses for anything other the aviation is 9 million times more likely to be a pedophile than people who wear normal sunglasses.

One of the scientists said that there was a direct correlation between looking creepy and being creepy. "Its known by everyone that if someone looks creepy then they must be a pedophile".

There were warnings from civil libertarians that even though the results are quite clear the study is still in its early stages and that a proper conclusion is yet to be reached.

The scientist in charge of the study stated stated that in there sample of 25,000 people who wore sunglasses 98 percent of those who wear aviator-style sunglasses for anything other than aviation were pedophiles as opposed to the 3 percent in the other group.

Victims of crime groups say that now that we know the truth people should be told.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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