Crap Spoofer Skoob1999 was today reported to be in a panic as Spoof story 666 loomed on the horizon.
"I didn't realise what I was getting myself into," a sobbing Skoob told us. "I thought it was all about having a beer or three and taking the piss out of life in general. But it goes deeper than that. This demonic possession thing isn't funny. I've decided to devote my life to Jesus by kissing some venemous snakes in Arkansas. In a church. Filled with like-minded nutters."
Paramedics arrived at the Skoob residence, but emerged deflated, telling us:
"He's just pissed out of his tiny brain. Let the sad fucker sleep it off. He'll be okay tomorrow. Trust me."
A woman, possibly ID'd as Mrs Skoob told us:
"He's daft enough as it is. All this attention just makes him dafter. Now go on. Sod off the lot of you or else I'll strangle you with the washing line. And I mean it. And if that knobhead hiding behind the wheelie bin thinks I haven't seen him he better think again. Bastard!"
Skoob1999 was last seen drooling and taking nourishment through a straw.
Which leads us to conclude that maybe there's something in this 666 crap after all.
More after the apocalypse.
