Child Possessed by Satan Says He Wont Go To Bed

Funny story written by Chamone

Monday, 13 July 2009


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Child Possessed by Satan Says He Wont Go To Bed

A local woman's child, who was recently diagnosed as having been possessed by the Devil, has refused all efforts to go to bed.

Mrs. Brady's 4-year old son Jamie has done everything in his demonic power to avoid having a nap, including rotating his head 360º, vomiting pea soup and simulating masturbation with a crucifix.

"I can deal with the satanic voice and the smell of brimstone but I cannot cope with him not cooperating at bedtime", said Mrs. Brady.

The poor woman has tried reading bedtime stories, singing lullabies and doing shadow puppets on the walls to try and make the young lad fall asleep but so far to no avail.

"First he won't go to bed, then next he'll be refusing to brush his teeth…where will it all end? I'm at my wits end!", sobbed the distracted woman.

Experts have consoled her by saying that the boy will eventually have to go to bed sometime and not to worry too much. Either that, or he will go mad and try and kill her and her family with his vicious claws.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more