London - (Holy Shit! Mess): Cardinal Whormac Murphy-O'Con-Artist, supreme British primate and chief P2 Lodge grand master, has used a little-known Loose Canon Law precept to allow holocaust-denying bishop Richard Williamson to celebrate a Black Mass in Westminster Cathedral on Good Friday.
The service will be an unofficial fun-raiser for busted UK shyster lawyer David Mills, husband of Olympic Minister Tessa Jowl, following a four year sentence handed down by Rome judges today in the Silvio Berlusconi corruption trial.
Mills, 69, took whopping great big bribes from the Italian PM to pay off mortgages on his matrimonial London home.
Murphy-O'Con-Artist said today the Good Friday service was essential to restore the status quo among believers in his diocese which stands to lose £20 million in legal costs which have bankrolled the feckless Mills' five year lawsuit.
God's Banker 'Roberto Calvi' is innocent, OK?
