Written by Chamone

Monday, 6 July 2009

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I can see him!

The infamous Imaginary Man has once again made a spectacular appearance in Blackpool - this time floating 70ft in the air and waving at passers-by.

One local B&B owner who witnessed the apparition said that she taught he had a 'kindly' face and was probably smoking a pipe.

The so-called 'Imaginary Man' has made a number of visits to the area in the past few months prompting speculation that something big is about to happen or more simply that he probably just likes the area and is dong some sightseeing

"He was floating around in the sky and whizzed in and out between the sails of boats. His movement was so graceful. He was like a ballerina, except in an anorak", said another man enjoying some pink candyfloss.

Other strange events have happened, coinciding with the mysterious figures visit: a dog was spotted climbing a tree and the previous week a boy found a severed finger in a bag of crisps.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Blackpool




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