Written by Chamone

Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Andy was too ashamed to show his face, but here he is in his favourite boilersuit

A man in Leicester, who attempted to get some sneaky ironing done while his girlfriend was watching the telly, burned a 6-inch wide hole the whole way through his favourite boilersuit.

Andy Lees had a craving to iron for years but neither his mother nor his girlfriends would ever give him a chance to prove himself worthy of the task. So he took it upon himself to try while the kitchen was free.

Excitement turned to the inevitable horror as he mistimed his movements and left the iron down on the front of the boiletsuit way too long.

"I'll never ever do it again. It's just as well I stopped when I did otherwise I would have lost the run of myself and started ironing the girlfriends knickers too", sobbed Andy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: ironing




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